I mean, cello? Isn’t this guy prone to violins?

For a start, don’t trade your way to 12 second-round picks (yes, literally 12) to be used over the three years of tanking. Especially if not a single one of them manages to even be on the league’s worst roster when you ostensibly start trying to compete again, as is the case.

It’d also probably be a good idea not to…

Literally everyone in that stadium owes their employment to engineering. Not sure what your angle is. Also, the city was an island of blue in the election so your HOT TAEK is cold and wrong 2x.

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Demoff responded by continuing to reside in Southern California.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

I guess they should have...tossed the idea.

I’m sure he was thinking “Goddamn, it was so much easier when the teams I’ve worked for already had the best player in the league on the roster when I took the job.”

More to the point, the things “everybody knows” are often bullshit.

D-Bag for D-Backs Angers D Blacks

Gasser admitted to shoot McKnight. As far as to why he’s not in custody, I don’t have an answer for you. Throughout the conference, Normand was insistent on getting more details before pressing charges based on the investigation’s current findings.

Big deal, I knew lots of people who owned Cavaliers. Boy, Chevy made some shitty cars in the 90s.

I seriously don’t know how to fight something like this.

If Dan Gilbert keeps fucking the rust belt like this, he might just wind up president of the United States.