6 months from now: enshrined in the constitution.

I'd go with "vigorous apathy".

"Twitter making us do haiku just to use their failing site, just like those Japanese LOSERS after they FAILED at Okinawa. Sad!"

Or that it lasts long enough that they've amassed an insurmountable level of power by the time we catch up.

Conventional politicking holds that if you say something offensive or scandalous, you lay low for a few months so it blows over. It gives the press and public time to digest and document the event, but at least you don't make it any worse in the mean time. The Trump administration is taking a different approach.…

Are you talking about that thing he does where it looks like he's jerking off two midgets standing on his desk?

I've always found these analyses fun but pointless. If there was 1 search for "Donald Trump is gaslighting America" in that one state, and none in other 49 then it would make it on this map.

We've always been at war with Eastasia.

"I'm stunning". Why yes you are Modus, yes you are.

If you truly knew quality blocks you'd know you don't pluralise LEGO(TM), you cretin.

This is why I only let my kids watch Apocalypse Now and the PTA filmography.

The Madagascar knock-off, Mogadishu. Instead of zany zoo animals escaping the wild it's a harrowing account of child soldiers escaping a Somali militia.

"you'd want people to ignore the terrible things Kenneth Lay did because Hitler was worse?"

White House: Trump no longer pooping on carpet, uses human toilet without aid.

Watched the Laurence Fishburne ep of The Daily Show last night and Morpheus calls him "45". I like the idea of reducing him down to a faceless number, just like he's going to do his internment camp prisoners in a few years.

He's on the left side of the pic, in character.

Room 29? I never thought Tommy Wiseau's franchise would have such legs!

It's fine, he's got so many conflicts of interest that they'll conflict with eachother.

And when they do turn on him they'll declare themselves heroes for ousting the tyrant.

"Miles that was OK, but next time try rare when you ordered medium rare…"