Pictured: a little girl gazes adoringly at a dopey but beloved relic of better days for a New York sports franchise.

Wait — so let me just understand this. Some people are arguing that the Hope Solo case demonstrates a clear-double standard, motivated by political correctness of the most cynical variety, in the treatment of male vs. female domestic abusers. And your response is that the Solo case is TOTALLY different because hey…

This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.

They should suspend him without pay.

A first violation of the domestic violence policy will result in a potential suspension that depends entirely on the reaction of our corporate partners.

You call the new movie a weird shitshow but cant tell the ORIGINAL introduction video from a knock off?

I saw that quip in the post. Don't disrespect the original 80's cartoon. It ran original episodes from 1987 to 1996... yeah nearly 10 years. Also nobody knew who the turtles was prior to that show. It made the old films possible as well as the action figure line (possibly the best line in the history of action…

1. Get rid of your shitty artwork

Tatsumakisenpukyakku!!

You would probably never say this about wine or beer connoisseurs, which makes you a hypocrite. Do you reserve this same scorn for people who go on wine tours in California or attend craft beer festivals? Do you refer to the different "types" of bourbon in scare quotes (as if there is no difference between Early Times…

Ok, Reefer Madness. Say hi to 1955 for me.

Do you say the same thing about people who call themselves wine connoisseurs? Just curious.

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

Jose said he wouldn't play if asked. In other words, "No way."

Azealia Banks crushes both of them.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he killed everyone when it mattered. It's just, with the Yankees rising to superpower really during the strike-shortened '94, losing in about as heartbreaking fashion as it gets in '95 and then becoming a dynasty while the Mariners were routinely awesome, Edgar coincided with my…

Hideo Changed Baseball Forever, And Then He Was Nomo

You just sound like the exact type of person who shouldn't be working as a hotel front-desk person. If little minor things like someone snapping a credit-card down on the desk makes you hate them then you really have some anger issues and should pursue a different career.