...I feel like this comment is about 10 months too late.

Tomase: Seems like you were kinda tying yourself into knots trying to defend Trump yesterday bud.

It works great for Army! 15 straight BCS titles and counting.

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

Waiting to pass judgment is never a bad thing, imo. It’s not like anyone is keeping score on how long it takes you to condemn a person.

NFL Logic

Those are good lax bros.

Hmm

These are all from me.

[The entirety of the email was a YouTube link to Madonna’s “Holiday.”]

Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.

Solar Heliospace Implacement Technology.

That’s an easy fix. Just remove the sun from the game.

In fairness, if any DH is ever going to be allowed into the HoF it should probably be Ortiz, and if he isn’t fit then I struggle to ever imagine a DH that would be.

Thank you for participating.

The worst are anywhere the subways shut down at midnight, because the get-home-while-drunk hours are literally the most important time to have a functional subway.

Congrats to the thief who returned the jersey, who is now just a piece of shit and not the biggest piece of shit in the history of Florida.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.