I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

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I mean, the Golden Rule is just a smart and sensible way to go about being a decent person. “Guy code” is nonsense.

I shit you not....I used to read the comic strip Nancy every fucking day because I was convinced/scared that the one day I didn’t read it would be the one day that it was funny.

I write cycling blogs for this website and like 12 people read them.

Steven, come fight me.

I forgot where I parked my car on a first date once, in the middle of winter, in the middle of DC, with a date who was having an asthma attack. Now we’re married and have two children.

J-League ball ain’t AA - this isn’t the 1970's anymore.

Also bear in mind that the tail end of Rose’s hit total was almost a full season of him wedging himself into the lineup as player-manager to the detriment of the Reds. So screw him.

Fuck you Jobu!

“Don’t play baseball with the Tigers.”- Dontrelle Willis

It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t have a 2nd person look at that play before moving on. I can’t believe they didn’t double Czech.

from now on, i am going to you to do my thinking for me

I loved you in Clerks, but sometimes you gotta let those hard to reach chips go.

He’s made bolder claims:

You gotta let go of the Pringle

As a human that has gotten his hand stuck in a Pringles can, I am in no position to judge. Solidarity, stupid jarhead bear.

Quit trying to be logical to a die hard Bernie Bro/Trump Troll. These people don’t understand logic or reason.

You never mentioned whether she’d had the fish too!