Trust me she will be on Tucker Carlson or with Megyn Kelly in a week being portrayed as the latest victim of Cancel Culture.

“A conversation that I don’t think I’d want to have in this venue” is also an awareness that the person on the phone is looking for “Seinfeld blasts back at Chappelle” clickbait headline and he’s politely opting out of that.

His response was perfectly reasonable? It’s basically: why are you looking to Jerry Seinfeld to solve this? Comes off to me as self-awareness that this really isn’t his lane, and it isn’t. He has no deep thoughts on this, and realizes it.

And if you’re a vampire who wants to kill a werewolf, just throw a chew toy off a roof.

Hmm, I wonder how the government is convinced to set the tax rates and rules.

About that..

Honestly really impressive this guy was able to turn his burger business into a lucrative career on YouTube.

Based on that cult she was part of, I think we’d be more likely to find out that she was trafficking girls for the male leaders, a la the FLDS. But hey, whatever makes the right tie themselves in knots to explain it...

I like to joke that I KNOW I’m going to Hell because if I ever made it to Heaven, I’d insist that my mansion had a balcony overlooking the Pearly Gates so I could watch folks like Barrett get turned away by St Peter.

See the problem with satire and mockery is that it requires clarity of purpose. Like, larry the cable guy is indistinguishable from how a real person would behave. Exaggerated perhaps but still. There’s nothing to suggest the persona is not an exaggerated version of the person inhabiting it, so people think that’s…

He thinks he’s someone who’s funny, classic mistake

Fuck Qatar and fuck FIFA. The only reason this entire shitshow is taking place is due to a massive amount of bribes and corruption.

I’m getting vibes from this like the “Comic Crash” in the mid nineties:

Elon can’t kill blue ticks. They’re nigh invulnerable.

He looks more and more like a discarded idea for a muppet.

“The free speech Musk promised” was all but explicitly the “freedom” to be free from criticism by anyone to one’s left. A de facto moderation policy of “right-wing calls to mass violence are fine as they don’t name specific targets or circumstances too blatantly, but insufficiently gentle language in response to those…

I doubt it. Musk has so many of his cultists (whom I will continue to call Muskovites, since he seems to be such a Putin fan) replying to him directly to feed his ego. They’re signing up faster than the celebrities are leaving.

Combine that with the algorithm planning to give extra visibility to those who buy the $8…

Elon musk going from Libertarian Free Speech loser to Dwight from The Office screaming “Identity Theft is no laughing matter, Jim!” in record time is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.  

I can’t wait to see the matches Swerve and Keith Lee are going to have against each other. Keith Lee is probably my favourite “big guy” in wrestling. His matches against Dominik Dijakovic were a highlight of NXT every week.

They were for expertise? I thought it was a verification of the actual identity of a notable person, with notable basically intending to cover public figures, celebrities and published journalists at significant media outlets.