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Disabled people who can't drive? 

They're technically brain MAGATS, not worms. 

But he causes them when he leaves. 

>> Comic Book Guy in the Simpsons. Those assholes from your local comic store in the 90's have not faded, they are simply in their 60's and screeching across social media instead.

GET THE POLITICS OUT OF MY STATE-SPONSORED MURDERED GAME!

You got your attention. Take it and go. 

No. But that’s hardly a good criteria. Does that imply that Jesus is gay because He did “come out” (🙄) and say so? 

It’s like if The Warriors was an anime.

Maus is not about real mice. 

The fact that you had a shooting at your school and no one even mentioned it is Peak America. 

But canonically Joker isn’t gay. That’s like saying Frodo and Sam should have gotten together.

I was born a snake handler and I’ll die a snake handler.

As a white person, I find it’s best if I don’t assume that *anyone* is related.

>> so I can understand how her thumb in that context becomes a defiant hate speech symbol.

Me too! I was like “What the fuck, DoorDash? You act like I’m supposed to know who this is..”

Fuck it. We’re probably only a generation away from having President NameNNumb3rz. 

It’s definitely a slow paced game but a lot of fun.

I sort of watched someone play a game when I was doing something else, and I gotta say: I just wasn’t that into it.”

So in 3 years it will be too old for Drake?