>> Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred fixed his white-ass face to say that the city of Atlanta is “wholly supportive of the Braves program, including the chop. For me, that’s the end of the story,”

These were rereleased a while back but I want the ORIGINALS. Not the ‘pepper flavor’

Who.

“if the shoe were on the other foot”

AND I’LL TELL MYSELF
I’M OVER YOU

Do you recommend baking soda? If not, what do you recommend? Thanks.

COWBOY SHIT! COWBOY SHIT!

>> Not being able to take a joke directed at you is a definite sign of immaturity.

Jesus. I was going to tell you the same thing.

Do you realize you just proved my point?

Is that what I said? No.

That’s exactly how I read it.

>> upset that someone is upset.

No. He’s actually casual about men. Either “dude” or “guy”.

>> god knows it’s gotta be tough staying sober in Florida.

Oh, you know Carlos?

>> Some white, cishet dude...

>> Oh, and women are also called “females.”

SOMEBODY OUGHT TO WRITE THAT BITCH!

“Sit on the bank of a river and wait: your enemy’s corpse will soon float by.” - Umberto Eco

Silly me. Only the unborn are allowed to live.