I think Mike Africa Jr. should be entitled to Alan Mann’s bones. 

The announcer at a dog track?

Sharkeisha didn’t even *need* that cheapshot. Glasses girl looks like she had the reach but Sharkeisha has the explosive power.

Still just as satisfying. 

Everything is so white and sterile. It looks like the mall on the Death Star.

He’s the dictionary definition of “Gammon.”

Who *hasn’t* had their hopes dashed somewhere in New Jersey?

>> “It’s our job to brush them back and restore the society we’re born in.”

Ian has very little input about the ads.

“If you don’t pay for the product, you are the product”

GODDAMN.

>> They didn’t build America.

I know exactly what you’re talking about. I definitely wouldn’t look to him for insight on race or women, but I think he’s right there at least.

>>I’m glad you felt it. I know this is just Kinja, but it means I mattered yesterday.

That man has used the phrase “Parrothead” unironically. 

>> man do I miss the the simplicity of my childhood naivety and believing that we were all working towards the same goal of making people feel good. Of allowing everybody to have fun, enjoyment and the sense of belonging.

Reminds me of the Gandhi quote.

He should visit Baron Saturday’s Fun Park.

>> Also: cheese and bacon is not a replacement for flavour.

That is a hill I am willing to die on and you can bury me under cheese and bacon.

>> John Walter Miles, launched into a drunken rant about how Black Lives Matter “is the most racist fucking thing we’ve ever fucking seen.”

I think that anyone who uses the “Royal We” suffers from mental issues.