Nothing says inclusion more than making fun of a minority. (Forgot that Schneider’s maternal grandmother was Filipino, or didn’t care?)

Did they talk about how Jay Z didn’t bring up assault and battery charges? It was well documented and everybody had seen the footage. Or, was that TMI?

Moisturizing makes a difference.

Using the tool of the Evil Bastard Peter Thiel to expose a crime? What a conundrum.

Apparently they didn’t qualify for a student-athlete slot, so they need to entertain themselves somehow.

They also somehow don’t post stories about teachers fucking their students. Oh, they’ll post the male teachers fucking the female students, but the female students fucking male students? Fuck that.

Their peeps wouldn’t snitch.

Give cops at least 24 hours before screaming about bias.

These fucks broadcast their crime because their peeps wouldn’t snitch.

It can’t be a discrimination case because the four suspects don’t have the power to oppress like the victim has.

Is there something physically wrong with her? She looks like she’s all bloated and shit, and her clothing choices seem to scream that she’s in denial of something fundamental.

“I got a problem with my kid, what should I do? Fuck it, let the cops take care of my problem! It’s society’s fault!”

This is some Pulitzer-level reporting.

Ugh, who would eat that shit? Can’t they get some premium White Bread?

Hope they don’t forget the orange and purple drank. Nothing complements the cuisine without the orange and purple drank.

Will Juzwiak do a review? Will the fictional fabulousness be relatable to the fabulousness that he lives every day?

Did you shove it up your ass all the way, or half way, to let it breathe?

She’s the Ghostbusters 2016 of the UFC. All hype and didn’t bring shit to the table.

Better than Ghostbusters.