Is there something physically wrong with her? She looks like she’s all bloated and shit, and her clothing choices seem to scream that she’s in denial of something fundamental.

“I got a problem with my kid, what should I do? Fuck it, let the cops take care of my problem! It’s society’s fault!”

You should have your face caved in.

This is some Pulitzer-level reporting.

Ugh, who would eat that shit? Can’t they get some premium White Bread?

Hope they don’t forget the orange and purple drank. Nothing complements the cuisine without the orange and purple drank.

Will Juzwiak do a review? Will the fictional fabulousness be relatable to the fabulousness that he lives every day?

Look at that mouth window. X marks the spot.

Did you shove it up your ass all the way, or half way, to let it breathe?

One would wish to cave your fucking skull in.

She’s the Ghostbusters 2016 of the UFC. All hype and didn’t bring shit to the table.

Better than Ghostbusters.

Are you saying you wouldn’t mind getting a fist dildo shoved up your asshole?

You stupid cunt, the stupid fuck was trying to get the guy to vacate public land, not private. Just because he’s bitching someone to get off the property doesn’t mean he has the authority to do so.

So, in other words, E! is worried that their cash cow might be in trouble?

Of course she had to apologize. She wants to keep performing and being recognized at “her level” of fame, rather than at Lisa Lampanelli’s level of recognition and fame.

What, a show cancelled almost a decade in the past isn’t fabulous?

Why couldn’t it have been Paul Feig?

Where or where was Peter Thiel?