“I got a problem with my kid, what should I do? Fuck it, let the cops take care of my problem! It’s society’s fault!”

This is some Pulitzer-level reporting.

Ugh, who would eat that shit? Can’t they get some premium White Bread?

Hope they don’t forget the orange and purple drank. Nothing complements the cuisine without the orange and purple drank.

Will Juzwiak do a review? Will the fictional fabulousness be relatable to the fabulousness that he lives every day?

Did you shove it up your ass all the way, or half way, to let it breathe?

She’s the Ghostbusters 2016 of the UFC. All hype and didn’t bring shit to the table.

Better than Ghostbusters.

Are you saying you wouldn’t mind getting a fist dildo shoved up your asshole?

You stupid cunt, the stupid fuck was trying to get the guy to vacate public land, not private. Just because he’s bitching someone to get off the property doesn’t mean he has the authority to do so.

So, in other words, E! is worried that their cash cow might be in trouble?

Of course she had to apologize. She wants to keep performing and being recognized at “her level” of fame, rather than at Lisa Lampanelli’s level of recognition and fame.

What, a show cancelled almost a decade in the past isn’t fabulous?

Facebook? You’re just supporting Peter Thiel.

“Those” also includes XX chromosome holders, right? Because the failure that was Ghostbusters isn’t due to just “one half” of the population.

If only that brilliance was in the 2016 release. You know, the one that in 98 days, only made $128,183,978 on a $144M budget.

About a week ago, I was walking my dog pretty late at night and was, shall we say, a bit tipsy and my first reaction was to rip that sucker down. But my neighbors are super paranoid, even though we live in a ridiculously safe area, and there are cameras everywhere so I just flipped it off instead. I did not want to…

Something something freedom of speech something something consequences of that freedom?

Erdely being portrayed as an innocent? She was someone who wanted to do a write up on a sensationalistic rape, and Jackie fit the bill.