Just tell HamNo to get away from your desk and back to The Concourse side of the office.

Oh, this is bound to enrage and infuriate Jezebel.

It didn’t stop Cosby’s career after his predilection for rape was “Hollywood’s best kept secret” for decades.

It’ll sweep the Oscars, because #OscarsSoWhite and White Guilt.

Will the series continue without her?

If the only POC is black.

Yeah, but can you imagine the hospital drone who needs to record that shit on some official record, when the baby mama wants a unique name for their little tax write off?

The Pity Olympics is always a great spectator event.

It may be a flop at the box office, but it’ll sweep the Oscars, because #OscarsSoWhite and White Guilt

She’s Michael Jackson black.

Maybe she can talk about her struggles with having a rapist brother?

One hundred percent black. Yay! He should make an appointment, could be interesting.

It’s the Pity Olympics. Who’s going to get the Gold Teeth?

Well, someone should have to pay for them getting pregnant.

We march, raise awareness, and console; only to be ignored when it is our turn to be highlighted. But that’s our job...

Why bother, when the baby daddy does it for them? Or that bitch cashier at McD’s? Or the bitch cashier at Wal-Mart? Or the bitch down the street, the one who’s trying to get wit’ her man?

Yes, 1993, when she was more relevant.

I’m more interested in how she feels about rapists and those that shield them?

If only Big Gay Daddy Nick could have been taught Sun Tzu’s lessons.

Guess who’s waiting to see how that defense goes?