He did go through a trial, and wasn’t convicted of the charges brought upon him. But, as a student-athlete on an athletic scholarship at Penn State, who could have foreseen a not guilty verdict?

If there’s one thing Nate Parker and Celestin Jean know how to do is write and film a rape scene.

Nate Parker and his screenwriting partner made it up.

Inventing a rape to put in the movie?

It’s for the white Academy voting members, because they’re white. Nothing says being woke than guilting people into voting a certain way.

The box office might suffer, but his chances for an Oscar win is outstanding:

Why would he give a fuck? Another student-athlete on an athletic scholarship at Penn State who hadn’t been convicted of a crime after a trial should care?

So, you’ve discounted the message of the movie because the messenger is a rapist dude-bro who was a student-athlete on an athletic scholarship at Penn State?

She probably won’t pay, but someone on the Jezebel staff can’t wait to see it.

Parker filming a rape scene cozies up to the the ol’ chestnut of a writer writing what he knows.

Unlike most, Parker actually got to trial and was found not guilty. Now he can make a film about someone being falsely accused of rape and living with the post-trial aftermath.

Let’s not forget that Parker and co-rapist Jean Celestin were student-athletes at Penn State. That should have been a big indicator whether or not charges would have been dropped.

What’s worth mentioning is that one of the scenes in the upcoming film features rape as a narrative device via the character played by Gabrielle Union, a slave with no dialogue that is raped by visiting slave owners.

And how much cum they catch on said tits.

Like Benedict Cumberbatch, right?

Or feminist tears.

Apparently, you weren’t a fan of the Trail Blazers. That’s the organization where the black kids play basketball.

Someone still thinks Jenna Elfman brings in money? Would rather watch the corpse of Bea Arthur with some fancy Hong Kong wirework making her move.

But it’s Chelsea Handler, so there’s no harm in cancelling. Cancelling an appointment with the GeniusBar is more damaging.

Maybe someone needed a new iPhone 7 and the AirPods? Sure, put on the sad face when necessary, but it’s the new iPhone 7 and the AirPods: someone needs to pay for them.