What, it’s not like Cinemark displayed Hulk Hogan’s sex tape, was told by a judge to stop, and disregarded the court order to stop.

You’re just really that stupid, aren’t you?

Take it easy on them. The designers must surely have plus-sized friends.

Somehow something escaped the unblinking scrutiny that was once Gawker Media’s crack research team? Or does it not fit into the editorial vision?

Support this movie for the message, but don’t support the messenger and his college buddy who are rapists.

The Trump-Pence Women’s Empowerment Tour? Too verbose, needs something more catchy, like “Trump-Pence WET.”

Guilty guilty guilty.

And that bitch Queen Latifah? Fuck her, right?

Solange should take them aside to beat them in the comfort of an elevator.

Another student-athlete getting away with another rape? Makes you want to revolt.

He would rather listen to his father’s real British accent than listher to Madonna’s Fake British Accent®.

Not every lawsuit can be a Denton grand slam

Gretchen gone for $20M, Ailes gone for $40M? If only Denton had that kind of problem.

What about Lena Dunham? She’s a self-admitted child diddler.

Lil Wayne is going to devote himself to mastering the guitar.

As students at Penn State, Parker and Birth of a Nation co-writer Jean Celestin

Student-athlete? All charges dropped, sorry for the inconvenience!

Thank Big Gay Daddy Nick for his fuckery.

It’s called court costs. Someone needs to be paid.