Equality seems to be working out.

Her lawyer reports that she has submitted 28 songs to her label, Kemosabe Records, and has a “strong desire to release her next album and single as soon as possible.”

So many stories about Wilmore losing his show now, but no coverage of the show before the announcement of the cancellation. If it was so important and necessary to keep the show on the air, the time to hype it up would have been as constant as the John Oliver updates.

If they’re honest about that shit, right sycophant?

As much as we, Jezebel included, want to boost Parker’s work, we also feel the need to untangle past mistakes

#blackwivesmatter

Guilty guilty guilty. He’s a rapist, and as as a former wrestler, he fits into the statistic. Had he been in a frat, that would complete the Are You a Rapist? bingo card.

What about a custom wrap of something ultra-patriotic?

Maybe they’ll riot in the streets, just for practice?

Anthony Jelsenik’s show being cancelled was the best thing that could have happened to Anthony Jelsenik.

Ghostbusters Effect

The same black friend that may or may not have been watching the show?

Watch Tosh.0 to see the line-up of failures.

Racism is solved. We did it.

The numbers weren’t there, and Comedy Central gave it the axe. If the show had any legs, the audience would have been there. Sounds just like Ghostbusters 2016.

I’m sure this won’t affect any endorsement deals. Because sponsors love shills who they feel aren’t patriotic or not supportive of their own team members. Because actions don’t have consequences. Never has, never will.

No one’s jumping for joy for Victoria Draves (nee Taylor), the first American woman to win two gold medals in springboard and platform diving at the 1948 Olympics.

you can either put your hand on your heart or you can stand wih your hands clasped

Because winning a medal for China is a larger deal than her getting a proposal.

No fire and brimstone or thoughts and prayers tweets from Beyonce or Oprah?