Pirates of the Caribbean V: Divorce is Expensive, yo.

Dynasty Fact: In the 80's there was pretty much just one tv channel in Israel. During the day they would play educational programming for the kids home sick. Each night they would air some show or movie from the US. One day it was Manimal. Another was Quantum Leap. The A-Team and Knight Rider were huge. But the…

This is some peak white nonsense right here. He tried to do what lots of white male artists do: Use another, oppressed groups’s images, add some scribbles, and call it art. When questioned about it, he can’t really articulate why he isn’t just another white man using Black bodies to be edgy, shocking, controversial,…

Is this a super harmful cult where you have to kill yourself eventually while wearing ugly shoes or is this just a slightly annoying cult where I don’t have to talk to my family anymore and have to have regular sex with Andrew Keegan? Asking for a friend. 

this is truly Obama’s America, where jocks are now “geeking out” all over the White House. Jesus never wanted people’s feet to be above their heads or else we would have leg ears. Make America Stop Tumbling Again and Again and Again How Do You Not Get Dizzy

When I dropped my kid off at school today, all the kids on the playground were standing around a toad. Marveling at it, breathlessly amazed, all of them, like as if the toad were breathing fire. When my daughter saw this (very average sized, not at all extraordinary) toad, she shouted “WOOooooowwww!” like she had…

That is the look my 6 yo niece had when she saw her first lobster. If the damn bug hadn’t have been dead, it would have died of fright.

OMG my almost-3 year old son does this thing where he just puts his face against your face and holds it there like he’s drawing power from you and it is so deliciously cute I want to bottle it and sell it to people. Then he adds “I yuh you mommy” and forget it.

I’d love to hear someone tell a white woman that she always has the option to shave her head to get a job. Sounds totally reasonable, right?

I don’t know, I sort of think that women have a responsibility to not put themselves into the sort of situation where this might occur. Which, apparently, involves building some sort of solitary subterranean bomb shelter and just living there for the rest of your lives.

“Alice in Ghettoland”

Didn’tcha know? In West Hollywood, they give sparkly, “special” twinks their own show.

Douchesatchel

Social Darwinisn from people who think Darwin was wrong?

Lord, Nashville is already way too trendy and crowded with tourists and newcomers. At least build some infrastructure and housing before you invite even more people.

Much like my sentiments about Phyllis Schlafly, I will not malign the dead, especially with phrases like “mysognoiristic fuck”. That is something I will not do.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

They should recind her invite and fly in these girls:

White people terrorized black people to the extent that bears, snakes, swamps were nothing compared to the terror of white hate