I’m CRINE. I laughed so hard there was no sound - just tears streaming down my face while I slapp my desk trying to breath.

The same women who voted for Salmon Voldemort.

I’ve got to believe that living in that family ruins any chance you have of making good life decisions regarding your hair, your nose, or the acceptable number of botox units.

All credit for Cantaloupe Calliou is due to Luvvie Ajayi.

I cried when I saw this photo. The pope looks like a goddamn hostage and Cantaloupe Calliou looks like an animatronic member of the Chuck E Cheese band that got stuck on screen saver.

The world is currently on fire but this comment thread makes it a little more bearable.

Who the fuck is paying $12K to see blink-182?!?!

Bwahahaha! This reminds me of the nightmare that was the tumblr-con.

This is so horrifying to watch. I’m an enormous daddy’s girl (nothing to be done about it - I’ve looked into it) so I can’t imagine what it would be like for an entire marching ban of women to tell me this person I’ve known my entire life is the main character in a bizzaro SVU episode.

Welp.

At that point, the only thing missing was their hiring Sean Spicer to sing “These Hoes Aint Loyal” at a press conference.

I hadn’t thought of that!

Right?! That’s how I know I’m officially an old person. The whole time I’m watching I’m trying to figure out who keeps insuring them and paying the workers comp claims. I imagine that the first 90 minutes of your time in the park is you signing “you can’t sue us” paperwork.

Caitlyn is a fascinating look into what white male privilege looks like on a woman. White women have their own sense of privilege but this Caitlyn mess is a whole different beast. She’s got like, super-duper privilege and watching her open her gob and consistently embarrass herself is one of my last remaining…

I’m glad his mama clapped back but what’s up with the crop top? I missed it the first time I scrolled past. I guess my brain just went ahead and filled in the part of this shirt that was missing.

Okay but also a NBPOC in America being raising in what I imagine to be gentrified neighborhoods surrounded by folks who “don’t see color”.

Right?!?!?!

Is anyone else horrified at the idea of Hannah raising a brown boy? This kid is so screwed...

I have giant ass flat feet and SoftWalks are probably the best shoes I’ve ever worn. They’re about $100 but if your feet are smaller than a 10 I think those are cheaper.

That and Absoulutley Fabulous are my number ones for self care.