I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

Do we need a new article every time someone uses readily available hardware to hook up a new device to an old TV? Sure, it’s nifty, but it’s not exactly technological wizardry, and Gizmodo posted a near identical article a year ago, which I’m pretty sure I’m only aware of because Kotaku shared it.  

Who on earth though The Day After Tomorrow was good?

What the fuck was the point of this?

Nah, his best movies have been Nightcrawler, End of Watch, Source Code, and Brokeback Mountain.

Don’t think of golf as a game. Think of it as a walking meeting with no oversight where you can discuss obstruction of justice and paying off prostitutes with no official record kept or lawyers to tell you why that’s a bad idea. 

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Parkey also scored 9 of the team’s 15 points. Plenty of blame should be heaped on Nagy and his weird decision to ignore Tarik Cohen the entire game and play his offense weirdly conservative for the first three quarters. Parkey will not be a Bear next year and that is totally fair, but he in no way should be blamed for…

As a Bears fan, all I can say is that Parkey will be trying desperately to live that last kick down for years.

...we were in potential Super Bowl contention for the first time since I was in graduate school (we’re talking nearly a decade and a half), and he screws the pooch on what should have been a gimme FG.

Bah.

I…

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

Tell them to make sure they have strong reading comprehension because it will be helpful in all aspects of life.

Well, I’m gonna go there.

All of Fortnite is now the Fucktomb

I’ve already said this in another article, but whatever:

It’s funny how many people have this “How he is suppose to look” mentality. If anything Cavill looks closer to all the original book covers with Geralt than what the games made him out to be. But the games are just fan fiction many years later so they can do what they want really lol. The third game has a drastically…

What?

Your article made the point that it is about the DNA test. My comment makes the point that it is not about the DNA test.

Look, I warned you guys. Feel free to pull a Jezebel and banhammer me but I made a promise and I fucking keep my promises.

Some people took issue with the game’s portrayal of cops and Spider-Man’s relationship to them. Kotaku’s Heather Alexandra critiqued the game’s black and white approach to law enforcement as predominantly unimpeachable good guys and criminals as violent anarchists, but she wasn’t alone. The Ringer, Deadspin, and Dot…

Reminds me of a joke. Two aliens land their ship near a gas station. These particular aliens walk up to a gas pump and assume it’s a form of life. One Alien asks the gas pump “Take me to your leader”. The other alien says to his compatriot, “Hey, leave this guy alone and lets go ask someone else.” The first alien…