Don’t think of golf as a game. Think of it as a walking meeting with no oversight where you can discuss obstruction of justice and paying off prostitutes with no official record kept or lawyers to tell you why that’s a bad idea. 

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Parkey also scored 9 of the team’s 15 points. Plenty of blame should be heaped on Nagy and his weird decision to ignore Tarik Cohen the entire game and play his offense weirdly conservative for the first three quarters. Parkey will not be a Bear next year and that is totally fair, but he in no way should be blamed for…

As a Bears fan, all I can say is that Parkey will be trying desperately to live that last kick down for years.

...we were in potential Super Bowl contention for the first time since I was in graduate school (we’re talking nearly a decade and a half), and he screws the pooch on what should have been a gimme FG.

Bah.

I…

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

Tell them to make sure they have strong reading comprehension because it will be helpful in all aspects of life.

All of Fortnite is now the Fucktomb

I’ve already said this in another article, but whatever:

It’s funny how many people have this “How he is suppose to look” mentality. If anything Cavill looks closer to all the original book covers with Geralt than what the games made him out to be. But the games are just fan fiction many years later so they can do what they want really lol. The third game has a drastically…

What?

Your article made the point that it is about the DNA test. My comment makes the point that it is not about the DNA test.

Look, I warned you guys. Feel free to pull a Jezebel and banhammer me but I made a promise and I fucking keep my promises.

Some people took issue with the game’s portrayal of cops and Spider-Man’s relationship to them. Kotaku’s Heather Alexandra critiqued the game’s black and white approach to law enforcement as predominantly unimpeachable good guys and criminals as violent anarchists, but she wasn’t alone. The Ringer, Deadspin, and Dot…

My solution to reconciling all of this was to just treat it as another fantastical element of the setting. If I can buy that a guy can run on walls then I guess I can buy a world where the police deserve the level of trust the game gives them.

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

Please attempt to “randomly rest” your hand in the same way Zina Bash did during the hearing and let us know if it feels natural.

For a second there I thought I was on The Root.

Yeah I ended up loving the show as well. I just can’t see how it’s shallow.

“It reminded me, unfortunately, of Altered Carbon, a Netflix series that looks cool and has a great premise, but is shallow as a puddle, uninterested in delving below the surface of the cyberpunk aesthetic to actually say much beyond “rich people are bad.”