But to the Kobe fan, a creation that miraculously combines the odiousness of a Lakers fan with the paralyzing insecurity of any hockey fan

Way to drop Kobe into a discussion of far better players that he has no business being in. You really forced it in the backdoor — just like Kobe!

Well, let’s break it down:

I was going to guess 5 Kobes

Ben, my tiny, tiny dude. “Just behind Brandon Jennings, and ahead of Jared Dudley” isn’t doing the work you think it’s doing.

To be specific, he got impeached for a lie! If 1998 were today, the President would have been impeached over 11 thousand times!

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

The hateful republican-fascist MINORITY is an existential threat to civilization.

horseshit.

Also, he probably had the best game of his career in the game 7 loss, trying to make up for his fuck up getting suspended:

This seems personal to you...TRISTAN THOMPSON!

Dude seems to be upset that a 33 win team got handed the best player of all time and he suddenly had expectations. By the way, this was after convincing his boss at the time to draft Anthony Bennett #1 overall (which essentially got said boss fired and Griffin promoted to GM) and bringing in David Blatt (among other gr…

every time one of these lebron events happens i just think about jordan in the internet era and how incredibly divisive he’d be

Has anyone asked them how many days there are in a week?

This calls for:

personally, i love lebron, always have.

There appears to be a while lot more craziness to this story than is reported here. DeAngelo Vehicle Sales is a transport/hauling business, but they bought a multi-million dollar debt that AP owed an unrelated institution. Then, the DeAngelo lawyer ‘surreptitiously represented’ Peterson in another lawsuit, and used…

I mean, I take your point Chris but I think the Spurs have to have higher hopes for Duncan than merely being “better than everyone in the Wizards organization combined”..

Really burnishes his record of 2-time MVP, 8-time First Team defense, 7-time Second-Team defense, 3-time college Defensive Player of the year, to find out he accomplished all of that while actually coaching his opponents on how to play better against him. Damn.

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…