Right- that was my point. Why is ballet able to just be...ballet, when other forms of dance, gymnastics, and cool-looking athletic feats with no clear measurement have to be openly competitive? I know ballet is competitive, but that’s not the *point* of ballet.

Harden and Westbrook are battling it out for the MVP award.

This is so silly. No one would ever buy this because Ted Cruz is a really likable guy!

I stopped reading it. I couldn’t take it anymore. It’s a pile of shit.

The tough guy talk on free throws is so lame and funny. The reason to change the rule isn’t to “protect” players, it’s that basketball is an entertainment product, and foul fests aren’t entertaining. Did you also complain about eliminating hand checking because it “protected” point guards? Did you complain about the…

shut the fuck up

“Such person purposely exposes his or her *anus*”

With the way these Republican misogynists *talk out of their ass* they’re setting themselves up for a lot of citations.

I’ve started a Twitter for these now.

Nuke is worthwhile simply for being at the climax of Born Again, which is just the top of the food chain when it comes to Daredevil stories, and on the finalist’s ballot for greatest comic stories of all time (in my opinion).

I disagree with the “crucial moment” bit.

So good....

I think “We have given Greg a second chance” admits that he did something wrong in the first place, and recognizing that he did something wrong but not punishing him or advocating any punishment undermines the notion that Jerry Jones and the Cowboys and The NFL take domestic violence seriously. They don't. Football…

I love the “attack the messenger trying to avoid the message” bit.

It’s almost as if someone or some document urges them to adopt a morality of a bronze-age, tribal society.

In which case, let’s just go big or go home: Fast and Furious 8: Rise of the Autobots.

This movie’s extreme sexualization of the city kind of makes me believe Frank Miller just wants to have sex with a building.

Master Race vs. Jesse Owens at the 1936 Olympics?

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

LeBron James shot 78 for 196 from the field in the series. To have shot his customary 48% from the field with that many shots, he’d have needed to go 94 for 196 from he field. So 16 missed shots over the course of 6 games caused the dip.