Cognac?

Dear, sweet Al, this is something I have been been trying to elucidate to people since birtherism became a thing. I (not entirely) lost a relationship on this because I was a stammering drunk trying my darndest to tip-toe the line of verbal intent-vs-perception. I lost in losing the relationship, but I gained a better…

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You so don’t understand the hulk at all

DM your address I’ll come at you, right on your face, hard, with my ass

Your ideas are tiny, your ideas are feeble, your constructs are destroyed by children, and you have no recourse🤭

I know sheets that don’t have the thread count to defend your utter... fuck you. You will never engage in good faith so fuck your fucking tired ass bullshitting and fuck you and fuck anyone who puts up with or tolerates your feeble attempts at sounding smart you fucking drain on all that’s is good

Ok

Lebron takes tough shots dipshit, “forced j”

I feel like you regularly and vastly overrate yourself.

Most eloquent flicking-of-the-lights I’ve heard, have to tell the girls at Perkins

You guys! That sounds not fair, clearly his name is Goffffffff, I can see the picture. I mean I know CPR and all but it sounds like this guy is super smart for being able to remember an important thing or three that happened at his job which he is paid millions of dollars for. Look :tricycle, baby, don’t-drown— see I…

Sure, if you’re talking the ‘06 Sixers. When you claim to have 2 of the best 3 players on the planet, you don’t get an excuse for not having Iggy.

I guess they would have to lean on their 4 all stars, maybe the two that have won MVPs? If Iggy out hurts GSW that much, define the value of their coaching with that talent

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I’m thinking it’s because you don’t understand context and/or you’re an asshole. I’ll appropriate your indignation and say seems like you’ve always gotten a pass. Further, “Bern” on your behalf slung without consideration is belittling, as does one group- namely assholes- to demean and denigrate; to totally…

Ok. I value this non-joke insight. I'd mock you if I was funny but recently nope. Ok jayawhatever OK. Thanks

<3s for your middle finger canuckle probably resultant of punching something/one. When I was a Simba used to killcrush sidewalks with abandon and jumpfight (regrettably only twice) those taller- but my best tatto story was from a night I'll never forget.

<3s for your middle finger canuckle probably resultant of punching something/one. When I was a Simba used to killcrush sidewalks with abandon and jumpfight (regrettably only twice) those taller- but my best tatto story was from a night I'll never forget.