@mphz: Since when is $100 for the privilege of wi-fi overpriced? ... so much sarcasm right now. Fucking Microsoft.

@tselliot: Oh thank god...I had a moment there it got weird.

@EskimoPimp: I let that one slip...well played.

@khrysavek: Well then lets super-nitpick. One side is truly dark as it is perpetual and the other side is light some of the time but in varying degrees throughout it's 28 day cycle.

@rancorbait: Say something clever and it will be approved.

@tselliot: Are you shitting me? How do you blame him for this? Have you listened to his stand up? Ugh. I don't even want to look at you right now.

That's kinda weak.

Oh come on, she's clearly having a great time breaching and clearing. C'mon Sam, let's put this in the 'hey we've got a shitload of marketing dollars let's blow some shit up. Call Kobe.' category. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. This is just a bunch of people having some bloodless good times.

@PythonC: Relax, it's cool to take a break one post out of a thousand. Also you forgot to use a question mark at the end of your comment, that's ok too.

"I believe Volker said it best in the beginning of the episode "new friends, yaaaaaay." - Saying yay after anything makes it sound more fun.

@Jaffo: Awww...low blow man.

"amazing zombie colon dreamcoats" Can I just say that you are awesome? Because you are.

@Al Swearengen hates cocksuckers v2: Haha...sarcasm indeed. God I hate FOX

This article can't be right. You're saying the Halloween episode is airing in November? That's ridiculous. What kind of network would do that. It's a horrible way to program. Well at least they don't do it every year for two decades...right?

@Dex-Starr: You put one of them in and then show me a trailer of

@Sterling Archer: I'm no sociopath. What's that? Yeah? Oh, the lotion, it goes in the basket. Yeah the basket I lowered. I said it goes in the fucking basket! Anyway...

@BrockEffnSamson: Also...no children.

@Sterling Archer: It's completely death and blood free.

@Sterling Archer: Wait...you love Archer, clearly, but this was disturbing? That's so you.

@ChilledChaos: I think they wanted to avoid having children in it. That's a one-way ticket to ban-town.