Moral of the story: The left lane is for passing not for cruising. I am willing to bet that is why the gold car cut her off in the first place.

Symbology??? Symbolism...the word you are looking for is symbolism.

You, sir, are the real hero here.

If the doctor is putting something in your anus during childbirth, I would ask to see their credentials.

We really should listen to these coddled, millennial idiots. And maybe I’ll get my next hot stock tip from a 6 year old.

Stop making excuses. Both the woman and the 3 fucking douche bags that stole her car are pieces of human fucking garbage. Slave jobs?? Really? You are a total fucking joke. If you are desperate, and you aren’t a piece trash human with no moral compass, you get a job doing anything you can so you can provide for…

Your math is correct but if you don’t count the overwhelming majority from one (excessively blue) state, California, then Clinton did not win the popular vote. Hence the electoral college. Do you see now why the popular vote is BS and cannot possibly be the determining factor for the office of the presidency?

Yes, the interests of the large wealth and hedge funds, as well as investment banks, are represented by the Republicans...because the Clinton’s didn’t have any connections to banks and/or hedge funds. All those donations to the Clinton Foundation were purely for philanthropic endeavors, right?

Ah, millenials...I’m surprised he didn’t pull out his cell phone after making that shot to take a quick mid court selfie. Doesn’t he realize how vital it is for him to continue to perpetuate his narcissism? I mean, he should tell all of his teammates to just go rest on the bench. He clearly doesn’t need them.

I think your undue anguish over this mini spoiler falls into the NotEverythingIsImportant category. Do you even see the irony?

Are you always this mature or is this just during the holiday season?

Are you always so mature?

You don’t rest players. That is the mentality of people who haven’t played the game and don’t understand it. You want to be rolling into the playoffs, not rusty. That’s why it’s rare that you see a team that rests players and then goes on to the Super Bowl. The Cowboys are supremely talented and deep. Injuries…

Wow, you could not have been more wrong. I mean, literally, it would be impossible for you to do a rewrite today that is more incorrect than this. Except for the Hardy stuff, you nailed that.

Do yourself a favor and go look at literacy rates around the world. Every country in the world that even approaches what we would call first world has a literacy rate of 97% or above. The overall literacy rate for all 7 billion people on earth is 86%. Literacy rates are a horrible way to judge how well a particular…

Dude, you wrote like 77 words. Calling it an “article” is like comparing Splash Mountain to Everest.

Wait...term limits would be a disaster? I would argue that if he can implement terms limits for congress, he has a chance to become one of our greatest presidents because that is the first step to removing rampant and unchecked greed from Capitol Hill. But I like to use my brain and have some perspective when I…

I love how he is 3 months from taking office and he has already sent the nation back to 1851. You have to explain to me how that is possible?

Eat it, Magary

Apparently you didn’t Trump flying the LGBT flag at an event in Colorado less than a week ago.