Name checks out.  

There was an Air Force colonel that in his younger years accidentally invaded Canada. While leading a convoy of some sort of weaponry he took a wrong turn close to the border. You could say it was a successful incursion in that it went unnoticed by the Canadians.  And after the convoy got their bearings they ultimately…

Brazzers.  

Let’s not forget that the forward pass isn’t as old as the game of football itself.  

Is this why they thought Mr. Popper’s Penguins was a good idea?

In McCoy’s prosecution — even an idiot knows what a spoiler is. 

Wait, aren’t cars that suffer from fire damage eventually subjected to flood damage?  

We really should stop letting cowards have guns.  

What do your trousers tell you?

*eagle poops*

Sounds like you fell in love with a stripper named Rona.  Never fall in love, my dude.  

They may have taught it in the tone deaf past, but I’d imagine any grading of slavery in the American colonies would be seen as putting lipstick on a pig and the lipstick put on the North American pig was non-animal tested lipstick.

I’d like to propose: naw, aww naw, awww haaaaaail naw.

The entire body of the car feels very relaxed to me and then you get to that front end. It doesn’t fit at all.

The only reason I switched is because of the damn heat it pumped into my bedroom.  

I have no idea.  The IRS site keeps giving me that generic response no-response.  

I have no idea.  The IRS site keeps giving me that generic response no-response.  

So you want the Devil to go down to Georgia?

I’ve considered that, but I like to think it’s from a long forgotten past.

You name your condoms too?  I find it fills the void of not having kids.  

Well if I can’t have a fuzzy wall then I guess a fuzzy phone will do.