I lived in Japan in the 90's and on Sundays (weather permitting) you could see Mt. Fuji. As it was explained to me then — that’s when all the factories were closed.

Maybe it’s my own filthy mind or perhaps my watch history, but that is an awfully phallic shift knob. All I can imagine is how each forceful shift will bring me closer to arrival. Then how upon that arrival a female voice announcing that I’ve reached my destination, but said with a level of enthusiasm indicating that…

I’m not saying it’s true, but it’s definitely plausible if you look at the history of communist governments.  Killing their people in the name of their people has always been in their wheelhouse.  

When Sprint’s Visual Voicemail app asks for Location permissions to use the app.  Fucking pieces of shit.  

Don’t forget the screen!

This looks pretty promising. I’m not sure I would have gone with that light color (6500K), but that 6000 lumens seems mighty promising.   

This looks pretty promising. I’m not sure I would have gone with that light color (6500K), but that 6000 lumens…

Honestly, it felt like they made her a caricature in an almost racist way.  

Disregard.

Jesus, why can’t Louisiana just name all of it’s government entities, officials, and jurisdictions like normal people do? I can’t enjoy a good shit show whilst trying to google what the equivalent players are called in a normal state.

C’mon, man. When you get the Call the natural resolution is going to be a leak. I mean most do it in private and I can understand where doing it in public can lead to legal troubles, but when you gotta go -- ya gotta go.

I’m gonna skip buying the offsets so I can save up for the soon to be available ocean front property in Arizona.

Who would have thought that eagles knew how to brine their meal.

Texas has been doing them for years now. I was in and out in less than 30 minutes and didn’t need any special documents when I renewed my license. I was mildly impressed then, but am thoroughly impressed now.

I’m so confused.  

It seems like it would leave a residue behind and that’s the last thing I’d want on my keyboard.  Can anyone with experience confirm or deny?

It seems like it would leave a residue behind and that’s the last thing I’d want on my keyboard.  Can anyone with…

Oof. If your yacht is small enough that this thing would jump it then you definitely need that reduced sales price.  On top of that -- imagine having to crew your own yacht.  

Oof. If your yacht is small enough that this thing would jump it then you definitely need that reduced sales price. …

Don’t people with tourettes who present with offensive language ticks say the most offensive things they know and as such would say the offensive term for a black person?  And then the same for asians, jews, etc?  Serious question.  

Wait?  Was season 5 supposed to be the last season?  With him sitting on his throne in Hell?  Man, what a shitty ending.  

It worked eventually.  

You have to remember that was before you could deposit checks from home.