I like the Thick, Large, Black model the best.

I like the Thick, Large, Black model the best.

Jack was a gentleman and held the door for Rose.  Until he died.  Like Hodor.  Poor poor Hodor.  RIP Hodor.  

I imagine there’s got to be about some fine fine turbo action  

Quick question: Why does the face of the wheel and tire wall match up so perfectly on rally cars? The tire walls don’t seem to be rounded as it turns into the tread and that looks awesome with the wheels.

Jesus, whoever wrote that copy is getting fired.  

I’ve only seen one cited source and it’s been TMZ. There is an ESPN tweet, but they don’t name their source. I’m really hoping it’s just someone really fooled TMZ.

Hmmm, I wonder if it would be apropos to pirate the TV show that celebrates a form of media that ushered pirating into our collective consciousness.

Wait, so he knows how all this stolen Malaysian money is gonna shake out?

Before the Super Bowl.  

Before the Super Bowl.  

Nothing makes you forget you’re running.  

Nothing makes you forget you’re running.  

Name checks out.

Oh, I just wanted to reverse the old saying.  I didn’t believe you were actually mad.  

He’s not disappointed . . . he’s just mad.  

This axle folly was hilarious.

I hope this isn’t commentary on your wife’s appearance.  

How did she have his address?  

I’d love it if it were also paired with the trend of celebrity voice overs.

You’ll obviously need to empty the tin before you use it for storage and I’ll be happy to dispose of those cookies for you.  

You’ll obviously need to empty the tin before you use it for storage and I’ll be happy to dispose of those cookies…

Wait, is that the same donut that he destroyed or a different one?  

Wait, is that the same donut that he destroyed or a different one?  

Erykah Badu approved.  

Erykah Badu approved.