The cheese is old and moldy.  Where is the bathroom?

Didn’t read the story, but the picture leads me to believe he successfully blackmailed McDonalds before going after Apple.

Didn’t they start calling it marijuana so it could be linked to Mexicans and trigger America’s Racism?

Well if you want a change of pace then tell her yes and see where that story goes.  

Get some reindeer then.  Problem solved.  

So you’re saying she loves him more?  That’s rough, man.  

Jesus Christ. Seeing Fox News cover the light bulb bit the other night fucking infuriated me. Those fuckers would drag their naked bodies over miles of broken glass to suck the cock that last fucked the environment. And not in the traditional sense of the joke where Fox News has a hard-on for the environment, but…

Anybody know if those attorneys were impacted by the breach?  I mean -- if they’re all getting cash they won’t need good credit?  Right?  Riiiiight?

I tried them. And while I can see their potential — their construction is such that the blankets I tried tended to tent over my body. As such they didn’t apply much pressure on my body. I started with a 15lb and then went to a 20lb, but the same problem persisted.

I tried them. And while I can see their potential — their construction is such that the blankets I tried tended to…

Can’t knock ‘em unless you got ‘em.  

Can’t knock ‘em unless you got ‘em.  

I’m not saying you wouldn’t make a great Price Is Right Contestant -- I’m saying your attitude about LEGO is suspect.  I think someone walks around a messy house barefoot too often.  

You don’t seem to have the attitude toward a LEGO set that one would expect from someone writing for Kotaku.  

Man, they nailed it with this one. I’ve never considered buying one before, but this one might at least find a place in my shopping cart.

Man, they nailed it with this one. I’ve never considered buying one before, but this one might at least find a place…

One look at the scroll bar on this page and I knew it wasn’t anything close to 10,000.  Though the title definitely made me laugh.  

One look at the scroll bar on this page and I knew it wasn’t anything close to 10,000.  Though the title definitely…

I can’t wait for the Dodo to make some clickbait video about some poor puppy finally finding its forever home after 18,000 years in the snow.  

Well if your goal is to argue the point of an idiot then I won’t stop you.  I’ll even add that you’re doing an excellent job.  

That would be absolutely absurd. The value isn’t in the gems and gold, but the history. You’d be risking a prison sentence well beyond the value you’d get for scrapping the items for their parts.

Of course that’s true.  But unless you have people already lined up or a very connected and very discrete fence -- you’re inviting trouble.  

This type of crime seems like something you’d have to be commissioned for to make it worth your time. Like they said: you can’t really sell the kind of stuff you steal from museums . . . well unless you know Raymond Reddington.

Anyone else about to jump all over the toilet paper deal? I mean -- who doesn’t want used toilet paper?

Anyone else about to jump all over the toilet paper deal? I mean -- who doesn’t want used toilet paper?