Bobody’s Nurfict.

Um, I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with you on this one. As someone that went from a Tundra to a 335 I don’t feel unsafe in the 335. And what about folks riding motorcycles? I’ve never heard any of them say they stopped riding because of trucks. I understand they would lose to anything on four wheels, but if trucks…

Ummmm, if you want to avoid babies you don’t do that by adopting them.  

One thing I wish I would have realized much sooner in life is that antiperspirant, after coming into contact with my face, would cause cysctic acne. And for many it isn’t uncommon for that contact to occur.

I mean you can put an awesome motor into it, but look at that lipstick . . .

Well the only thing the Chrome update did to my Windows 10 PC is remove the Incognito launch option when right-clicking the pinned Chrome task bar and even that got me pretty perturbed. I can’t imagine the level of anger those Mac users experienced.

Wait, so vaping can kill the kids? And old Republicans hate America’s youth (sans the freshly conceived)? Why would they ruin this opportunity to embrace this convenient culling?

Yo, he dimed on Gerardo?

Yo, he dimed on Gerardo?

Those cars seem like they are wearing “nice” suits they bought at Men’s Wearhouse that they didn’t bother getting tailored.  Sure, the suits may have similar lines to an expensive suit, but without being tailored they don’t quite wear right.  

Sooo mine is kinda shitty.

And the rocket cart’s red glare . . .

Fair enough.  

Soooo you thought their business model and price point were going to be successful?  If you really lost money than that’s a legit question.  

but in 2019 anything less than 15MPG is a middle finger too far.

Trying to unionize after getting the job is like a woman trying to change a man after they get married.  All her friends told her that shit ain’t gonna work -- yet there she is . . . surprised that fucker still ain’t putting the toilet seat down.  

Man, motorcycles are dumb. Now, I’m not saying they aren’t also everything else other people would say they are, but motorcycles are dumb.  And I also recognize that dumb things are incredibly fun.  

If it’s a Family Plan then treat it like a family plan. If your intention was a household plan the call it a Household Plan.

Oh.  No, I was just thinking you could go break some legs or something.  So ICU nurse by day and mob enforcer by night. 

While I’m not saying that you should — an enterprising ICU nurse could certainly create their own demand and I’m pretty certain that could fold nicely into other local businesses.