Ooooh how soon until we can start buying refurbished models?  I love me some good ol’ refurbished deals.  

Can someone photoshop a little garage into that top gif? And then have the car say “Goodnight” as it drives into the garage going backwards?  That would be a treat.

When I was a kid it was the Mustang. Looked awesome from afar, but then once I got in one . . . Mom’s Camry was a billion times better.

Oof.  Screw the electricity.  That guy is parking on some good grass.  You don’t fuck with someone’s good grass.  That ain’t right.  

People have been wearing their tech as jewelry for a while now.  This is nothing new.  

Oof.  Did they make it look like a flex?  Cause that’s a weird flex, Ford.  

Did anyone tell him you need a garage to accomplish the goal he set out to complete?  Or at least a garden hose.

I want to equate those new kidney grills to the growing forehead of an aging man.  Or the ear lobes on a very old man.  It’s as if someone at BMW wasn’t aware that things growing with age aren’t usually attractive.  

All you need is a wing and a prayer.

Circle circle dot dot now we’ll give high speed a shot.

The spotter cracks me up.  I just have this feeling that the entire time it was crawling up he was like “fuck this Lexus” and as it went bumbling back down he was like “I knew it”.  

Who the f#ck takes a bath after a shower?  

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Thanks, go buy yourself a jersey.  

I’ll wait for the Jomboy Breakdown.  

So this officer faced something that civilians face and is saying all the things that civilians say after they encounter the same thing.

Can these things be tuned to put up higher numbers?  Something like a little juicebox plugin?

I appreciate your support.  

Hey, Bill . . . do you know how to fly this thing?

Correction: 7/5/19, 2:03 p.m: The original photo for this article incorrectly identified Chloe Bailey as Halle Bailey.