Oof.  Did they make it look like a flex?  Cause that’s a weird flex, Ford.  

Did anyone tell him you need a garage to accomplish the goal he set out to complete?  Or at least a garden hose.

I want to equate those new kidney grills to the growing forehead of an aging man.  Or the ear lobes on a very old man.  It’s as if someone at BMW wasn’t aware that things growing with age aren’t usually attractive.  

All you need is a wing and a prayer.

Circle circle dot dot now we’ll give high speed a shot.

You mean the version with the giant penis on the cover? 

Lol . . . this fool thinks we would use something that could make our dicks bigger for something other than actually making our dicks bigger. How adorably naive.

If I’m not mistaken — being on the up-and-up is a side-effect of sildenafil.

Pollock-esque even.  

The spotter cracks me up.  I just have this feeling that the entire time it was crawling up he was like “fuck this Lexus” and as it went bumbling back down he was like “I knew it”.  

Who the f#ck takes a bath after a shower?  

lacist

Thanks, go buy yourself a jersey.  

No, no.  I had been drinking so I’m sure it was my fault.  

I think you’re missing the point where the argument is that it wasn’t an uninformed neglect. I am pretty sure that many folks would consider informed neglect the same as malice and as such juries will award accordingly. Any company that practices weighing death or the potential for death against loss in profits should…

I’ll wait for the Jomboy Breakdown.  

Look I’m not an expert on how things do things or cause things and make things do other things. But I think it’s been proven that this thing can do things and some things that aren’t things that do things we want from things. So the thing that makes me think of things is how this thing can kill things and eventually…

So this officer faced something that civilians face and is saying all the things that civilians say after they encounter the same thing.

Can these things be tuned to put up higher numbers?  Something like a little juicebox plugin?

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