Mod Pod with the Normal Rod?

If you review that episode -- his penis was not of abnormal size.  

You can’t sue municipalities and the like for things like that.  

My best memory from Disney World is of Michael J. Fox riding on the back of a convertible Mustang with Mickey. While everyone else simply waved I threw up my hands and yelled “Ayyyyyyyy” and to my delight Michael stopped waving, put up his hands, and returned my “Ayyyyyy”.

Kia also has some dog accessories for those that like to eat in the car.  

Christ, I want to attend the family Christmas where you drop that line. And if you wanna make certain it lands with its full heft then we can run lines before dinner to make sure you have it down juuust right.

Look at that footwork.  Those are the type of fundamentals that would bring a tear to Pop’s eye.  

There are 3,598 new Nicholas Cage movies.  So I’m sure it is.  

Has everyone here gone mad?  Does nobody remember how much power you can get out of tuned diesel?  

What is this? Slut shaming?

If anyone has ever dislocated their finger to the point the joint becomes the middle of a Z then they will know what her legs (both of them) look like after the landing.

(to the tune of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes)

They see me weldin’ . . . they hatin’

The amber lamps made me remember something from my time in Japan as a child. The large trucks had lights on top of the cab that would light up according to speed. The faster the truck was going the greater number of lights were illuminated. I can’t remember if it was actually a thing or just something I learned as a…

Can’t they just tint the windshield?

+1 AARP discount

KFC has a strong sides game.

Try time zones first.  

Well as Mark Twain would say: Golf is a good VW ruined.