Christ, I want to attend the family Christmas where you drop that line. And if you wanna make certain it lands with its full heft then we can run lines before dinner to make sure you have it down juuust right.

Look at that footwork.  Those are the type of fundamentals that would bring a tear to Pop’s eye.  

There are 3,598 new Nicholas Cage movies.  So I’m sure it is.  

Has everyone here gone mad?  Does nobody remember how much power you can get out of tuned diesel?  

What is this? Slut shaming?

If anyone has ever dislocated their finger to the point the joint becomes the middle of a Z then they will know what her legs (both of them) look like after the landing.

(to the tune of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes)

They see me weldin’ . . . they hatin’

The amber lamps made me remember something from my time in Japan as a child. The large trucks had lights on top of the cab that would light up according to speed. The faster the truck was going the greater number of lights were illuminated. I can’t remember if it was actually a thing or just something I learned as a…

Can’t they just tint the windshield?

+1 AARP discount

KFC has a strong sides game.

Try time zones first.  

Well as Mark Twain would say: Golf is a good VW ruined.  

Until the whole “us versus them” mentality of cops can be purged from their ranks then this kind of shit will continue to happen.  That mentality protects the racists in their ranks.  The idiots in their ranks.  The assholes in their ranks.  And worst of all -- the murderers in their ranks.  

All this Mustang hate.  I bet if it was a woman crashing through that glass she’d be celebrated.  

I love the spaceship cockpit with built-in roll-top desk.

So that means in 20 years those schools can put on this same play with this schools set pieces and prop hand-me-downs.  

As a Republican and Christian — I understand and embrace your sentiment here.