(to the tune of Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes)

They see me weldin’ . . . they hatin’

The amber lamps made me remember something from my time in Japan as a child. The large trucks had lights on top of the cab that would light up according to speed. The faster the truck was going the greater number of lights were illuminated. I can’t remember if it was actually a thing or just something I learned as a…

Can’t they just tint the windshield?

+1 AARP discount

KFC has a strong sides game.

Try time zones first.  

Well as Mark Twain would say: Golf is a good VW ruined.  

Until the whole “us versus them” mentality of cops can be purged from their ranks then this kind of shit will continue to happen.  That mentality protects the racists in their ranks.  The idiots in their ranks.  The assholes in their ranks.  And worst of all -- the murderers in their ranks.  

All this Mustang hate.  I bet if it was a woman crashing through that glass she’d be celebrated.  

I love the spaceship cockpit with built-in roll-top desk.

So that means in 20 years those schools can put on this same play with this schools set pieces and prop hand-me-downs.  

As a Republican and Christian — I understand and embrace your sentiment here.

Would this be a better situation if the sex workers were unionized?

And this guy isn’t in the grays?  

Man, this shit was brainstormed.  

We blame the Stars, but we also have to understand that every interaction came with a new contribution. Some new, eager fan engaged their idols with their own idea of Rockstar lifestyle and only added to the excess. To think that one person or solitary group could conjure all the excess that a person can experience is…

This is why police unions should be forbidden. There shouldn’t be a mechanism (an extra mechanism at that) which keeps people unfit for serving the public in a role of authority.

It does seem to aid them in their attempt to re-brand themselves as something less offensive. Remember that shit actually works and folks won’t see them as racist as someone that is simply called racist.