I firmly believe that if everyone used signal strengths responsibly then less folks would need more equipment. Too many installers set the equipment they install to operate at their highest settings so everyone is broadcasting into everyone else’s space. And I’m not even talking about an apartment building here. I get…

What hint?

I hate to say it, but I bet a lot of folks spend extra time checking for fear of being ticketed. A cop probably doesn’t exhibit that same behavior.

That trucker knew what was about to happen. You can see he was beginning to veer left before impact so my guess is he was freakin’ out even before he went into the intersection.  I’m assuming that helped reduce the severity of the impact along with the SUV sliding in the snow.  

You think he’s evil because he expects a work force that puts in their actual 40 hour work week?  Workers rights’ in this age are bullshit.  Unions were created when workers were actual victims.  The point I’m making is that the definition of victim has moved so far from its origin that it’s ridiculous.  

Lol

Prove it.

They see me scrapin’

Goodness.  That woman seems to make a lot of poor decisions.  

As a child I remember throwing a work glove to a gorilla or chimp and then watching it attempt to put it on. Pretty successfully. We then threw a rock which it threw back at us. Children are the worst.

You spit-balling WNBA slogans?

Back in 2001 I had a sociology professor that would play Simpsons episodes to discuss it’s social commentary.  He’s always been pretty on point with the show.  

Who wants a mustache ride?

Sacré blue!

That little girl making a hot dog taco/sandwich has a Stretch Armstrong arm.  It’s weirding me out.  

African or European?

Based off the suspected age of the cat I think he is gonna have to put it on a sign in his front yard.  

Thoughts and prayers, friend.  Thoughts and prayers.  

Jesus, I hope nobody ever gets your food order wrong.  

Like a limo you stretched that too far.  But I’ll give you a star for the first half.