It looks like something that one might win at a fair after throwing a ring on a milk bottle’s neck to only die in the bag on the way home.  I really want one.  

With Netflix prices going up I think it might be time to apologize.  

I think any parent can tell you that it isn’t suspicious until you don’t hear anything coming from the kids.

I’ll take it.  Hoo-ah!

How long until Michael Strahan becomes a brand ambassador?  Or are they waiting for the SUV to make that happen?

What’s funny is this could have been accomplished with a Christian radio bumper sticker.  

Mrs. Susan, Mrs. Karen, or Mrs. Linda.

They spinnin Francois they spinnin

Is the Farmer’s Daughter the Princess in the Castle?  Is that how you win?  

I liked the movie Tag for this, but I think I liked Game Night more.  Actually, I’m not sure.  

I liked the movie Tag for this, but I think I liked Game Night more.  Actually, I’m not sure.  

He would have been fine if he had pulled a Rodman and taken his jersey off before leaving the court. Can’t grab what ain’t there.

My mind went to Kriss Kross.

So when terrorists buy your truck used will they get better or worse mileage out-0f-country?

What if you just combine the cylinders in a tower orientation.  To make a 5.4L 4 cylinder?

I’ve heard he doesn’t eat very healthy so you shouldn’t have to wait long.  

Ford could always just pipe it into the cabin, set it to music and then call it a feature.

I think the coach is a little out of touch if he thinks his team’s political commentary is more appropriate than another student body’s political commentary.

If I could be allowed to combine the two sketches being discussed in the comments.

No shrieks in the Champaign Room?  

Was this a Gillette sponsored build?