Timberland has a boot car too, but it rides on 28" dubs.

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This is exactly right. People compensate for small, flaccid, or performance anxious penises with the most ridiculous things. Some even go on the internet and bash what other people enjoy.

When I was a kid we were always taught to worry about the drifters with the bad touch.

Only a couple of things on that beautiful car I don’t like. The little Mercedes coin on the nose and the speaker grills. The pattern on the grills just kinda wigs me out and slightly reminds me of a cheese grater.

I’ve had folks give me a look and a buddy give me a yell when I put diesel in my car. I am always afraid I will put regular gas in on accident one day and from what I have read gas into diesel is considerably worse than diesel into gas.

Well, I just recently looked up the value of my diesel bimmer and now I would like to encourage you to purchase a 2011 BMW 335d. 265hp and 425 ft/lbs. I can get 33 mpg on the highway doing 90mph and some say it will get to 90 mph from 60 mph faster than the same era M3. (Just don’t ask a M3 owner.) Diesel isn’t the…

Isn’t the biggest difference found in screen technology? I could have sworn CRT monitors are used to test latency in LCD and other flat panel systems because CRT monitors don’t have input lag.

Chalk one up for the good guys?

First suing the NFL kept him out of work — what result does he think this will yield?

I will gladly take the Subaru over the Angie.

Snow leopards love noisy shutters.

It appears to me that Tesla and the like should look to social media for guidance on perfecting their EVs. The mileage social media gets out of one battery charge is impressive. And knowing what they use isnt anything exotic, but simply an everyday household domestic battery is that much more impressive.

Moral outrage isn’t how you overcome divisive philosophies. Mylan is doing everything a big company should in respect to whom they have a fiduciary duty to. If you want things to change then you have to change peoples’ expectations of what their investments should yield.

Well Mylan would have invested in trees, grasses, and weeds; but fucking kids don’t play outside enough to make that pay off. Excuse the language, but that was cited directly from an internal memo.

I’m sure many have said this, but Ferrari is of the mind that not all publicity is good publicity. I made a Royale with cheese joke in response to The Devil Drives a Mustang (Rotary Pending) comment, but it is less so a joke here. Ferrari doesn’t want to be in a position where someone can make an Aperta with cheese…

As I understand it — it wasn’t so much terrible table manners, but that he insisted on adding cheese to everything. So I think you can see where Bugatti was afraid that would lead.

Uber excited to welcome Allana to Jalopnik. Hopefully she will find the autonomy uplyfting and look forward to waymo articles from her than what we got to see Today.