To Romo's credit, it was courteous of him to physically collapse in October instead of figuratively collapsing in December as per usual.

A team forfeiting a league title after a tragic school shooting, this is what happens in Obama's America.

He then pronounced judgment on the entire other team

Can't they just graft on a donor leg from one of the other 15 Staal brothers?

Mark Sanchez just found his dream center.

This guy is going to make a team of attorneys VERY wealthy once he reaches the NFL.

Someone's going to do it...

This can be summed up simply as "Pasco County". It's the most "Florida" county.

Anyone who's not fully sold on Brady by now can go root for the Browns for some goddamn perspective.

Looks like the Harbaugh Bros got a pair of Ray Bans

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

For the life of my I've never understood why people outside of Western NY haven't embraced beef on weck.

Don't forget beef on weck.

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Buffalo Bills

I think it's still o.k. to hate Bon Jovi, though.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but I really feel like this confirms all our worst fears. Something incredibly bad must have happened to make a cornerback miss a chance to play against Eli Manning.

Oh sure, but when I force crying little boys to hug me, it's a completely different story.

I believe you missed North Korea, Iraq, Afganistan, Pakistan, Liberia, and Florida.

Then move out! I'm sure Russia, Syria, Libya, Afghanistan, Iran, China, Thailand, Mexico, Turkey, Israel, West Bank, and Gaza Strip are a whole lot better than here!