Including the keys to her cell, which should, once used to lock the cell, be tossed into a very deep lake.

No, I’d say that Ford engineers (and auto engineers in general) look after fools.  Not to mention whomever came up with breakaway utility poles.

The fact that nobody was hurt is kinda making *me* religious. “God protects babies, fools, and drunks.”

65% of adult American’s identify as Christian as of 2020 according to a Pew survey. This is the country that prints “In God We Trust.” You don’t understand why religion is important in this representative democracy?

Blows my mind that in the USA, you almost need some sort of religion affiliation to be successful in politics. I’ll never understand that. 

and the other driver she it

After attempting to murder her kid, the state should probably take the kid too...

It seems more like an attempt a suicide, with the idea of “if God wants it” or something inane. Regardless of her “tribulations,” driving down a street at triple digit speeds and no attempt to control the vehicle was not going to end well - this ended up being he best possible outcome in that no one was significantly…

Well, the donald is banned from Twitter, so...

And her kids.

She told police she’s been going through some “trials and tribulations”

I would not be surprised if there are sites where people are claiming this is a miracle and she’s being persecuted for her faith.

Right, she’s going to think God has her back when in reality it was just some nerds at Ford.

Fucking right?! The way the US allows and enables this psychosis blows my mind. 

My first thought. I expect she’s sketching out her tearful statement to the sentencing Judge about how she’s learnt and grown from this, along with puzzlement about how the person she hit doesn’t realize that the whole incident was a Gift and a Blessing.

If that car was another two or so feet further in the intersection, this story would have been a lot sadder. That driver that got T-Boned would have severe, possibly fatal injuries.

For all the shit rightfully said and thought about this woman and how she should never be allowed in society again, think about the person whose front bumper is gone in that video. That person didn’t even have time for life to flash before their eyes. Talk about fucking insane, can you imagine just rolling into a…

The worst part of this is it will probably reaffirm her faith and make her even more of a looney.

This person belongs in an institution, and CPS needs to come for her kid.

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.