Domo mariato, Mr. Rogoto

How I feel about the draft

Illini student here...Coach Groce comes and high fives all the students after games, and I can honestly say that dude has the weirdest head shape I’ve ever seen. I can’t even describe it. It sends shivers down my back. Also he has a profound habit of punching the chairs when he’s angry

Stephen A literally made me nauseous during that bit. I want to throw up and kill myself

I totally agree. Look up Jon Jay on the Cardinals roster and tell me he isn’t black. He considers himself of Cuban descent, but that dude is black.

That color...looks vaguely familiar...

What the fuck is up with the Fisher-Price my first website logo?

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

Exactly. We all know about how threes and dunks are taking over the game, but a player who can knock down 15 footers like this will always have a spot on rosters. It keeps defenses honest and if they can't adjust, they'll be exploited

wow! what a fun day of exciting playoff basketball and hockey with some enjoyable early-season baseball mixed in. must be a great sportscenter filled with highlights and excitement! let’s grab that remote and flip on over to catch the fun!

So basically, the best way to avoid a farce of a game would be to have each team suit up as the other...

Nailed it.

Yeah, at 33 Jesus spent a lot of time just hanging out too.

Unexpected Thug Life classic:

180 seconds of my life I will never, ever get back.

Sorry you didn’t like your picture, Aaron

Throw like a Girl huh?

Appropriate, since “not pleasurable, but consistent” has been the Cubs’ motto for the last 100 years.

More like Gamepussies

Darn, no Okafor-Towns matchup. Instead we’re saddled with Okafor-Kaminsky, aka the two best players in college basketball this year.