That wasn’t a claim that Illinois is great and is worth celebrating, it was an indictment as to how bad Minnesota really was last season. No need to get testy everyone gets shit dealt to them every once in awhile

Haha you guys got beat by Illinois last year. Coming from a U of I student, holy shit that's embarrassing

I knew Jordy shouldn’t have worshipped that golden calf before the game

Ya he's prolly a Pats fan but that doesn't really make him wrong. The Ravens are far from the only team to try that shit though

I wish his survey answers were good enough to play defense, the fucking holes in this are absurd.

“I kind of tried this thing this offseason – made a pact with myself – I look in the eyes of all my victims before I take their lunch money.”

If he wins 7 games this year I’d consider it remarkable

Doesn't apply, just wanted to post this

Illinois 2005 would be mine

“Bagwell Tit Grab new band name called it!”

I'm kind of already exhausted of reading about football shit already. Not the actual games, but just everything that comes with it. I live by St Louis though so I won't have to deal with our shit team ever again after this year

Yeah I was waiting for that comment...

Is it just me or does it look like the shark’s tail sucker punches him right at the end? I wish didn't wouldn't have laughed at that...

Yeah I see what your point is. I can’t stand when the Golf Channel “experts” try to fix his swing every week. They keep saying he needs to revert to his old swing, which is what destroyed his knee in the first place

Just enjoy the Jordan Speith ride, it's much easier

Well, he’s not even 40 yet. There a loads of golfer who have won after their 40th birthday. Phil just won the Open in 2013. Yeah I’m not sure if he’ll ever be able to stay healthy enough anymore, but history certainly says it’s possible to perform at your highest level at his age

I mean, he’s not wrong. Jordan would’ve been the man in Dallas unlike LA. Staying with the Clips is the hands down best decision though if he wants a ring

Well as much as like seeing MLB sweat on stupid shit...I do like seeing the players who deserve to be an All Star make it. A lot of players get bonuses for making an appearance and Jose Altuve definitely deserved it more

He’s batting .231 with no home runs and 23 rbi’s...

My god that’s fantastic