I believe we took Florida from Spain. They’re probably grateful for that.

Obama: “Here, I’ll drive.” (Steps into the left front seat)
Prince Philip: <snickers>

“So, are you still mad about that whole American revoultion thing?”

Queen Elizabeth: Shotgun!

Being from Florida, it’s a “not every pond contains a gator but any pond could” kind of thing.

A Prius...I knew it...that monster.

Crap! Tyler was the guy with his finger in the dyke, holding the flood of F-35s back!

Maybe you could get a Lamborghini or Viper to compensate.

LOLOL hilarious. I’m 32yo, and I like but don’t love the GS (Have ridden the 2006 and 2014 models), but I secretly wanna be one of those GS guys

You misunderstand. It’s a Night Hunter because it hunts the night. The helicopter must have thought it went underground to hide and tried to follow.

I have to say as an NYC rider/commuter who rides within the law and with courtesy (who also puts up with a lot of shit and near misses from cars daily), the NYPD has been out in full force harassing ALL 2 wheel riders the past couple months.

Not enjoying the car however you choose to is like not sleeping with your wife because someone else could do it more-correctly.

Pretty certain a healthy adult male can stop from shutting and pissing for 30 mins.

Built by a U Boat commander

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Colin Chapman must be spinning in his grave.

He drives for Ferrari— he’s experienced a fire or two-hundred before. Just another boring day at work.

Except that if you call the police they don’t come.

Before all these cameras in public, the police never misbehaved. The cameras incite them to act aggressively and should be banned.

We do call it “amateur day.”