Wow...swinging for the fences there with that trolling, eh?

Sounds like you’re describing Gatlinburg, Tn.

From the looks of that escort its either a nuke, a crashed UFO and occupants (I WANT TO BELIEVE) or a dry run for transporting President Donald Trump’s hair pieces.

As we suspected all along. Tire pressure was off.

COTD of legend right here...

Nicooo!!!! hahaha

COTD :-)

For the assault, he apologized and accept the decision to get sacked without much drama.

I hope and pray s/he is called “The Gist.”

Certainly anything above your post with an X or Y in the plane’s designation is right out!

That Jeep may be hip-deep in mud, have a broken drive shaft and other assorted problems, but do NOT call it shitty. Any XJ that dies off-roading deserves our respect.

The guy was riding without a license. It follows that maybe he should have been more careful then not. Did he deserve to get hit? No. Is he a fucking moron? Yes.

“If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder”

He didn’t say that.

That guy didn’t need sleeves because back then, men were men. If he’d burned himself he’d just slap some grease from his lunch of fish & chips on that shit & get back on the line.

I’m not very often, but I think I’m gonna make an exception in this circumstance.

Reliant Robin,

Obligatory..

If anybody claimed that a reclining seat would “crush their knees” and “make the flight agony” and “will leave them bruised for days,” I’d roll my eyes so fucking hard because that’s the most histrionic shit I would have ever heard.

“The Russians got absolutely roflstomped by the Chechen’s in Grozny because they sent MBTs in without infantry support.”