My girlfriend once asked me if it was a problem that white smoke was pouring out of her car. I told her that it was no big deal, it just means they haven't chosen a new pope yet.

Except for the part where tuna become extinct.

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

They need to make a BMW that responds to the gestures of other drivers.

.....so the Daily Mail is basically Gawker now?

That is pretty sad, no wonder it is so hard to trust the news and Media in general when so many stories are manufactured just to get ratings for a Controversy that is manufactured......

Ford Fusion

I live my franchise a quarter century at a time. For those ten movies or less, I'm free.

You may call that a logging road, but in New Brunswick, we call that a highway. It is paved. Likely a stretch of highway 8 or highway 11.

That particular maneuver involves mistaking the hair gel for spermicide.

Drunk drivers absolutely should be punished. Mouth-breathing jackasses that point lasers at low-flying aircraft should be punished too. The potential for loss of life is huge, and we're lucky it hasn't happened yet. I say this as a commercial pilot/instructor and someone who got hit head-on by a drunk 20 yrs ago. That…

stupid, quick, underdressed, imminently dead

Still, part of me wouldn't mind making the trip in a 4-speed Aspire. At least then you could drive like a maniac,or at least a normal, sane human, since you've already lost. They also didn't say what will happen to subsequent teams that run out of fuel. I'm guessing they'll just leave us to die in the desert.

I'm prepared to drive with no A/C and the windows up until the inside feels like a discarded pair of cycling pants in downtown Dagobah. I'm also prepared to use a special secret technique/tool I brought along that I'm not totally sure is against the rules, so I'm keeping it quiet, for now.

Those rose-colored glasses must be working out real well.

De Havilland Mosquito it was a multi-role fighter-bomber and was accidentally the first "stealth bomber" because it was made out of wood and didn't reflect the radar waves of the Nazis.

Because she initiates the physical attacks as seen outside the elevator where she slaps him and in the elevator where she comes at him first. We all can agree that Ray does the most serious damage and is culpable for that. But we cannot have equality as women without understanding that we cannot hit first either. The…

I feel like a 2k bike will get you as much attention from women as a 10k one. People just think the idea of hopping on the back is exciting they don't always care if it's really nice especially if they've never ridden one. I'm not sure girls are that interested in expensive bikes or cars but it's pretty easy to get…