That particular maneuver involves mistaking the hair gel for spermicide.

Drunk drivers absolutely should be punished. Mouth-breathing jackasses that point lasers at low-flying aircraft should be punished too. The potential for loss of life is huge, and we're lucky it hasn't happened yet. I say this as a commercial pilot/instructor and someone who got hit head-on by a drunk 20 yrs ago. That…

stupid, quick, underdressed, imminently dead

Still, part of me wouldn't mind making the trip in a 4-speed Aspire. At least then you could drive like a maniac,or at least a normal, sane human, since you've already lost. They also didn't say what will happen to subsequent teams that run out of fuel. I'm guessing they'll just leave us to die in the desert.

I'm prepared to drive with no A/C and the windows up until the inside feels like a discarded pair of cycling pants in downtown Dagobah. I'm also prepared to use a special secret technique/tool I brought along that I'm not totally sure is against the rules, so I'm keeping it quiet, for now.

Those rose-colored glasses must be working out real well.

De Havilland Mosquito it was a multi-role fighter-bomber and was accidentally the first "stealth bomber" because it was made out of wood and didn't reflect the radar waves of the Nazis.

Because she initiates the physical attacks as seen outside the elevator where she slaps him and in the elevator where she comes at him first. We all can agree that Ray does the most serious damage and is culpable for that. But we cannot have equality as women without understanding that we cannot hit first either. The…

I feel like a 2k bike will get you as much attention from women as a 10k one. People just think the idea of hopping on the back is exciting they don't always care if it's really nice especially if they've never ridden one. I'm not sure girls are that interested in expensive bikes or cars but it's pretty easy to get…

You win. Well done sir

I really thought she was going to use her light to kill Bill. I thought she'd summon the ball of energy, and hurl it into his face. There would be a blinding flash... And then when the smoke cleared, Bill would still be there. They'd look surprised at each other, and then realize that the mixing of Hep V and fairy…

eh. The us military's potential wasnt even fully tapped during the war. Stalin said himself that the US payed for the war in steel, while the USSR payed in blood. I think dynamo was influential, but with a wartime population of 150 million, the usa couldve made up for 300,000 troops and any material losses without…

appears to have done so

Thanks for the add'l info. Kinja question: Did my starring your reply move it out of the gray?

I nominate Operation Dynamo, the rescue of British, Belgian and French forces from the beaches of Dunkirk in 1940 after being surrounded and cut off by German forces. When military assets weren't sufficient to rescue the beleaguered soldiers, many were picked up by "the little ships of Dunkirk," a flotilla of 700…

thanks for posting a logical and sound reply. It was not time wasted. However, thousands of threads on the internet regarding full auto conversion does not equate to even one percent of the tens of millions of gun owners in the United States. using the same argument that Congress will never pass a law that completely…

In that case I appologize, sarcasm and tone still don't translate well to text. I hear the world's top scientists are working on a solution to this, but got side tracked when some asshats started posting bad things on Kinja pages.

Find a local gun store who can help you with the paperwork and after a very lengthy background check process (10-14 months if not more), once you are approved you can find some online. Expect to be paying around 20k for something full auto if you can even find one and you will have to have it shipped to a gun store or…

235K? I can't wait to hear about the Carmax warranty.