Magnificent. Every year, we celebrate the war in which we victoriously got rid of all responsibility for Florida.

It’s loud, it’s obnoxious, it can’t seem to pick a single direction to go in but tries to tug in all of them at once, it doesn’t do any job very well but it likes touting a headline grabbing number, its company has had multiple bankruptcies, it’s inexplicably popular amongst working class middle Americans while…

Upon leaving the Spirit plane, it flew off like a bat out of... well you get the idea.

Teen driver mode disables the odd numbered gears.

Call me a pessimist but I’m pretty sure the only person this will benefit is some airline exec who’s now thinking, “So we can charge $35 extra to avoid the middle seat AND $35 extra for a ‘better’ middle seat?!”

How to make a supercar flop:

I think you’ll find Rimacs are more of a flip than a flop.

That’s crazy! Who would’ve thought 911s would start at nearly base Nissan GTR money!

I appreciate the effort you put in in photoshop. But I fear a mid- Camry would look more like this:

So, to get this straight... You took something that someone felt good about and tried to deflate that on them? Generally regarded as a dick move. Worse, you did it by making a witty jibe that doesn’t actually make sense.

“Investment” - I do not think that word means what you think it means.

The problem with asking a car site is they will give you car answers.

Ha

Why stop at the alphabet? Add emoji and the Vette can completely bracket Gen X by appealing to millennials as well as the traditional boomers.

“I made sure to ... acknowledge ... how much I love flying United.”

“you are, by definition, wasting their time.”

A stiff breeze can wreck a Lada. What did you think a 300psi tire blowing out was going to do?

Hitler kind of sucked, but still [served bravely in the military/initially came to power in a democracy/was a vegetarian/liked dogs], and therefore inherently good.

The cops do their jobs.

Be sure to replace your hand with a hook and only pop up when they’re on a deserted road.