Nah, THIS is what you’re more likely to see

Florida Car is going to have to move pretty quick to catch any Floridians not already dying or dead from:

Both of these takes are wrong because both of these Porsches have driven under their own power.

I am willing to accept the Pro Quirks argument on almost every car feature except:

Show me the way to go home!

Fortunately no workers were caught asleep on the job at Midnight in the Oil refinery.

“A postal worker who witnessed the explosions claimed it was powerful enough to rock his truck.”

Taking assumed to be cool western brands and fusing them with local culture, plus unabashed trademark infringement and Engrish, they really missed the chance to call this the:

Just top it off and it’ll be fine. 

What’s the over under on his driving this plane’s operator (the US) into bankruptcy even faster than he drove his last airline into it?

Deceased former owners can be a real lifesaver. Just ask the guy who bought a ‘66 Corvette that used to belong to a Private Andrew Malone.

“... who’s probably thinking he’s getting away. We’re drunk”

Trump’s so amazing. He promised is so much winning that we’d be sick of it and he delivered in spades.

Everyone’s assuming the worst about the wallet going missing. But assume you’re about to leave your stuff while you take a quick dip to wash off road funk and wake yourself back up...

Wow, that myopia has gotta really suck.

“Sadly, I get the feeling a .45 would have been a more useful tool”

So still not actually Ford?

Le Mans ‘66? That’s the one where a British Lola Mk6 derived car was modified by the British, in Slough in Britain, and spanked Ferrari at their own game?

I know I’m going to get seething Lycra rage but I can’t help it, the mental image is too awesome...

“He could have been traveling at a high rate of speed.”