I’d write something cutting but, eh.

Let’s organize a Jalopnik outing. We can visit Fiesta Island and Scooter Island!

When you steal a car that’s legally parked, that’s theft.

Kia: Pretty sweet, huh?

Energy drink advertising in space, you say?

Not very good at his claimed job? Defrauds people? Tweets a lot about how successful he thinks he is. Spends a lot of time with porn stars? Likes threatening to sue people a lot while rarely actually winning anything in a courtroom?

“The trick is to get going fast enough so that as you fall you keep on missing the earth, and that takes about 17,000 miles per hour for the slowest orbits.”

“The plane weighs half a million pounds”

You have a very binary definition of descent.

I believe this is what Darwin meant when he wrote about Natural Gear Selection.

I refuse to buy a car called the Jesko.

How that black asphalt got away without a shootin, however....

Cockpit audio recorded: “Your musser wass a hamster and your fahther smelled of elderberries. Now go awai or I shall eject you a secohnd tahm!”

Jalopnik staff consensus: Something cheap and British?

Environmental laws?

I’ve spent a lot of my life as a cyclist. I used to head off on cycling holidays.

Counter:

“as they announced today from the “Go Electric” experience in the Netherlands (whatever the hell that is)”

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