I think we can go so far as to say the Fast & The Furious series got it right that there are some people called Brian.

Fury Road got it right that: Mounting a bungee guitarist atop a truck with massive amps is cool.

“100 in a 65,” through much of the 5 in SoCal, means CalTrans worked very hard to completely ignore the 85th percentile concept because they knew politicians wanted ticket revenue. Rather than 35 over traffic, it’s commonly ten over other traffic. When every single car in the left two lanes is doing a minimum of 80,…

I so badly wanted this to be a Jason article.

The thing you realize with the Mustang is it’s SO ubiquitous, there’s an aftermarket part for everything and they even left the mounting brackets in place to make it easy to install.

My wife is a Mustang woman too.

You had extra rally lights on your grille though. Everyone knows they provide more grip than winter tires ever could. Just be careful not to add R-Spec stickers, they’re not tuned for that kind of power. 

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job

Build quality was lousy back then. They put three or four hubcaps on every wheel, expecting you to lose one on every corner, so you’d arrive with some still attached. 

Real life Driving Miss Daisy

Real life Bond:

Real life Bond:

Real life Bullitt:

At least the styling will live on, over at bad-dragon.com

That’d be cute, watching the U.S. officers trying to pry their bull bar equipped Tahoe out of the narrow street they got it wedged into within fifteen minutes, while the scooter rides off.

I think your definition of a misdemeanor may require a little fine tuning.

To be fair, I think many bikers are fine with the police taking out scooter riders, whether a crime has been committed or not.

Continuing my series on two nations divided by a common language:

You use freshly clubbed baby unicorn? What are you?! Some kind of heathen?!

It’s like having snow tires for winter. You can’t seriously be expected to sit in the same seat some valet has parked his peasant behind on! You always have the second assistant under butler follow behind, bringing a spare interior, for such moments.